im gay
i know
yea but for you.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
so let's talk penis.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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