My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
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I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
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So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.