the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
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Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
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Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.