it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
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I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
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She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!