is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
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I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
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You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
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