so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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