i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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