i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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