Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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