We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
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I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
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He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
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