Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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