He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Life is so much better after having sex.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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