i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
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Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
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His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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