Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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