The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
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