I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
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stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
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The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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