I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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