Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
i was born a porn star she said
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
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He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
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Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Gay?
German.
Pity.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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