I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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