Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Randomize