we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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