Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
you win again, gameday.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
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Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
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I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat