Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen