I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
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he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
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One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.