HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
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i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
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He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet