Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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