Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
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Wipe that smile off your face.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
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Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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