I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
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In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
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Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.