your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again