I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
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Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
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I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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