I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
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We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
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How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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