There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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