Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
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she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
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The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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