awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
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If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
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I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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