We're like a lot better than the average bears
Sponge bath it is.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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