school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
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She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
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Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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