You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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