3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
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I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
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My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
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I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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