and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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