Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
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That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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