We're like a lot better than the average bears
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
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so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
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Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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