Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
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I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
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All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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