once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
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Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
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7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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