This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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