one two three fourrrrnication!
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
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multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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