belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
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I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
As shirtless as possible
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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