I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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