It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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