They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize