If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
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Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
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Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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