Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
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I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
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I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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