I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
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Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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