Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
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Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
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I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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