38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
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high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
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Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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