is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
