why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
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Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
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I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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