Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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