I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
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I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
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I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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