dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
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We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
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there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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