Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
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Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
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YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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