Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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