soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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